Maybe it's the eyebrow penciling, maybe it's the shoes; whatever it is, strippers don't take shit. The only way I can explain why I can drink every guy under the table is that strippers have alcoholic superpowers.
I think the club might serve as some sort of force field for naked chicks, because we can drink and drink and .
The guys get plastered and I miraculously keep the poise and grace of a three-time-winning Miss America.
Jacq is a 20-something woman making her way in New York City.
I want to get this out of the way first, because after a few drinks even I am feeling pretty ballsy about asking a hot, seminaked chick out.
You're going to try, so why don't I at least help you out.
I am probably a better wingman than your five-drinks-in buddy, anyway.
Instead of asking her for coffee, for dinner or for her phone number,ask her what days she works Although it's frowned upon, every dancer has dated a guy she met at the club at some point.
If you're actually into her and want to be guaranteed to see her again, just come back to where you know you can find her.Show up before the club gets busy, buy her a drink, tip her for her time instead of getting a dance and see how it goes.If that's not a fucking date then I don't know what is.If you're that keen on falling in love with a stripper, or at least seeing what she looks like in your T-shirt in the glow of your open refrigerator at midnight, be prepared to put in the time..money. Maybe she'll start to like you, or trust you enough to want to sit on your lap without a bouncer at her beck and call! "Most strippers I know love getting paid (read: validated) for feeling sexy and sharing that with others, and personally I’ll be doing this job for as long as it makes me happy. We like guys who walk in with respect for us and for the other clientele.I almost became a stripper five years before actually getting the guts to take it all off. A lot of people assume that we do it because we were broke and had mouths to feed, and although this can be true, a lot of the time we just like being naked, flirty and worshiped. Sometimes I think guys should go for more mani-pedis, because strip clubs can be a place for bitching and moaning and judgment about the other guys in the room. Focus on the beautiful set of tits in front of you and appreciate that there is a place for Gramps to get excited without popping a boner watching Beyoncé in the halftime show in your living room.The social stigma kept me from walking into strip clubs. Truthfully, I deal with douche bags all day and all night: When I'm walking past a construction site, I put my head down and pretend that I don't hear anything. But at the club, I'm significantly more quick-witted and uncompromising.